Hard to imagine a better divorce outcome than getting 50 billion dollars and then your ex literally leaves the planetīezos going to space is like that episode of Bob's Burgers where Teddy tries to show off his boat to his ex-wifeġ1 minutes is more than long enough for everyone at the landing site to change into monkey costumes. “Oh no, what if Jeff Bezos travels through time and lands on a future earth ravaged by humanity’s ignorance,” snarked writer Dave Itzkoff.įrom Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z🤯 /wo1SQbCZHJ Others envisioned Bezos’ flight as the first scene of a sci-fi movie, such as Planet of the Apes. I’m super busy today writing a country song about how my wife left me so I’m running away from my taxes in a dick shaped rocket.
✨✨Congratulations on you penis rocket now pay your taxes ✨✨ So Bezos really just went and made his rocket shaped like a penis, huh? /Wq0fVP3idz I’ve always said the truest measure of wealth is hiring a rocket mohel /WX0QWsDhtl Branson’s launch inspired lots of memes and jokes, and Bezos’ trip did the identical effect. Ever.” Bezos, his brother Mark, aeronautics legend Wally Funk and 18-year-old Oliver Daemen flew on a New Shepard rocket, landing safely back to Earth in the West Texas desert after a journey of eight-plus minutes.īezos was the second billionaire in just nine days to travel to space, with Virgin Galactic’s Richard Branson beating Bezos.
Amazon founder Jeff Bezos triumphantly rocketed to the end of space and back on Tuesday and said that the event had made for his “Best.
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